Bear Attack

Bear Attack

… Okay, maybe it wasn’t an attack, exactly. Maybe it was from bumping up against a rock when a bear attack was pending. Either way, it was a pretty dicey situation. The bear was definitely going to attack. It got real low, almost like it was pretending to be another animal. Even made raccoon sounds and thought I’d be fooled. I wasn’t. But my show of intimidation worked. The trick is to run around yelling and pretending to hide behind a rock, like you’re preparing an ambush. Yep.

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2 Comments
  • JuliaB
    Posted at 04:32h, 17 September

    Nice tan lines. The position of the wound indicates that someone was running away from a bear in bare feet. I can barely bear to even think of the trauma you endured.

    • Preston
      Posted at 14:44h, 17 September

      Why thank you Julia, I appreciate the support. I don’t think I’ve got much sympathy from others. (Barely)

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